Best Chandler Bing Quotes

Good Morning you wonderful people, how is everyone? Well, I hope! This past week has been a bit more eventful than usual as my parents got their Vaccinations last Wednesday (which I’m thankful for), they also celebrated their 24th Wedding anniversary together on Monday, which is amazing! The U.K government has given us some news about the future but nothing is actually set in stone as life can be unpredictable 😕 but we should still remain positive and have hope.

Onto This weeks post…as you all know I’m a huge fan of Friends and I thought that over the next couple of months I could do the best quotes from each of the main characters from the show, I say months as they will be spaced out with a couple of weeks in between them as I already have other post ideas sorted for certain days. Now I’m gonna start with my favorite character and their best quotes…..Chandler Bing!

50 Chandler Bing Quotes

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Monica: “Unbelievable! Why is your family Scottish?”
Chandler: “Why is your family Ross?” (7×15 – The One With Joey’s New Brain)

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(2×1 – The One With Ross’s New Girlfriend)

Janice: “What a small world.”
Chandler: “And yet I never run into Beyonce.” (10×15 – The One Where Estelle Dies)

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(2×15 – The One Where Ross And Rachel… You Know)

Joey: “Okay, Ducks is heads, because ducks have heads.”

Chandler: “What kind of scary clowns came to your birthday?” (2×6 – The One With The Baby On The Bus)

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(9×6 – The One With The Male Nanny)

Chandler: “I got her machine.”

Joey: “Her answering machine?”

Chandler: “No. Interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.” (1×20 – The One With The Evil Orthodontist)

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(10×5 – The One Where Rachel’s Sister Babysits)

Monica: “You wanted it to be a surprise.”

Chandler: “Oh, my God.”

Monica: “Chandler, in all my life I never thought I would be so lucky as to fall in love with my best, my best…”


Monica: “There’s a reason why girls don’t do this.”

Chandler: “Okay, okay I’ll do it. I thought, wait I can do this, I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Monica, will you marry me?”

Monica: “Yes.” (6×25 – The One With The Proposal)

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(5×5 – The One With The Kips)

Ross: “Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and won!”

Chandler: “Ross came fourth and cried!” (7×4 – The One With Rachel’s Assistant)

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(5×9 – The One With Ross’s Sandwich)

Chandler: “I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of out secrets.”

Joey: “What secrets?”

Chandler: “Oh no-no, Joey, I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.”

[the girls walk away]

Joey: “You’ll tell me later?”

Chandler: You already know.” (8×3 – The One Where Rachel Tells…)

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(3×2 – The One Where No-One’s Ready)

Rachel: “Hey, just so you know: it’s not that common, it doesn’t “happen to every guy, ” and it is a big deal!”

Chandler: [pointing] “I knew it!” (4×1 – The One With The Jellyfish)

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(3×5 – The One With Frank Jr.)

Ross: “Ok, look. You don’t have to get married. We can just go home and take a shower. That’s not so scary is it?”

Chandler: “Depends on what you mean by “we”.” (7×24 – The One With Monica And Chandler’s Wedding: Part 2)

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(9×11 – The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work)

Phoebe: “No, huh uh, no way, I’m sorry, not gonna happen.”

Chandler: “Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.” (2×5 – The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant)

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(4×16 – The One With The Fake Party)

[When asked if he knows anything about chicks]

Chandler: “Fowl? No. Women?… No.” (3×21 – The One With The Chick And The Duck)

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(4×10 – The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie)

Joey: “Is Phoebe here with the cab yet?”

Chandler: “Yeah, she brought the invisible cab. Jump in.” (2×9 – The One With Phoebe’s Dad)

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(7×21 – The One With The Vows)

Chandler: [dancing and singing] “She’s on the other line, gonna call me back, she’s on the other line, gonna call me back.”

Monica: “Don’t you still have to pee?”

Chandler: “That’s why I’m dancing.” (1×20 – The One With The Evil Orthodontist)

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(2×24 – The With Barry And Mindy’s Wedding)

Chandler: “Well, that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon.”
Joey: “You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died?”
Chandler: “Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.” (6×14 -The One Where Chandler Can’t Cry)

(9×16 – The One With The Boob Job)

Monica: “Oh, my God! What happened?”
Chandler: “Oh, Joey was born, and then twenty-eight years later, I was robbed!” (4×2 – The One With The Cat)

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(2×7 – The One Where Ross Finds Out)

Chandler: “A little announcement. I have decided that my best man is my best friend Gunther.”
Gunther: “What’s my last name?”
Chandler: “Central Perk?” (4×22 – The One With The Worst Best Man Ever)

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(5×2 – The One With All The Kissing)

Chandler: “Okay, here’s the electric bill.”
Joey: “This is how much we pay for electric?”
Chandler: “Well, yeah.” [Joey turns the lights off] “So we’ll do the rest of the bills later, then?” (6×6 – The One On The Last Night)

(1×7 – The One With The Blackout)

Phoebe: “We’ll just do our best, okay. So, let’s say that I’m the interviewer and I’m meeting you for the first time.”
Chandler: “Okay.”
Phoebe:Hi. Come on in. I’m Regina Phalange.
Chandler: “Chandler Bing.”
Phoebe: “Oh, Bing. What an unusual name.”
Chandler: “Well, you should meet my Uncle Bada. I’ll let myself out.” (8×21 – The One With The Cooking Class)

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(8×6 – The One With The Halloween Party)

Phoebe: “What’s going on?”
Chandler: “Well, Joey’s got a really bad hernia, but it’s nothing a little laser eye surgery won’t fix.” (6×4 – The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance)

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(3×4 – The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel)

Joey: “Come on, am I 19 or what?”
Chandler: “Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19.” (7×1 – The One With Monica’s Thunder)

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(8×17 – The One With The Tea Leaves)

Chandler: “Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name’s Bing. My wife’s a chef, and I’m in advertising.”
Erica: “Oh, yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn’t matter. What you did was wrong.”
Chandler: “But you did like us. And you should. My wife’s an incredible woman. She is loving, and devoted and caring. And don’t tell her I said this, but the woman’s always right. I love my wife more than anything in this world. And it It kills me that I can’t give her a baby. I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I’ll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife she’s already there. She’s a mother without a baby. … Please?” (10×9 – The One With The Birth Mother)

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(1×5 – The One With The East German Laundry Detergent)

Joey: “All right. You’re a monkey. You’re loose in the city. Where do you go?”
Chandler: “Okay, it’s his first time out, so he’s probably gonna want to do some of the touristy things. I’ll go to Cats. You go to the Russian Tea Room.(1×19 – The One Where The Monkey Gets Away)

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(10×17 – The Last One)

Monica: “No fair. I don’t even have one. How come they get two?”
Chandler: “You’ll get one.”
Monica: “When?”
Chandler: “Okay, I’ll tell you what. When we’re 40, if neither of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?”
Monica: “Why won’t I be married when I’m 40?”
Chandler: “Oh, no, no. No, I just meant hypothetically.”
Monica: “Okay, hypothetically, why won’t I be married when I’m 40?”
Chandler: “No, no-“
Monica: “No, no, what is it? Seriously, is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?”
Chandler: “Uh, uh-“
Monica: “Well?”
Chandler: “Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack.” (1×23 – The One With The Birth)

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(4×20 – The One With All The Wedding Dresses)

Chandler: “All right, check out this bad boy. Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500MB hard drive, built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.”
Phoebe: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?”
Chandler: “Games and stuff.(2×8 – The One With The List)

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(5×16 – The One With The Cop)

Chandler: “I want to quit the gym.”
Staff Member: “You want to quit?”
Chandler: “I want to quit the gym.”
Staff Member: “You do realize you won’t have access to our full-circle new Swedish spa?
Chandler:I want to quit the gym.” (4×4 – The One With The Ballroom Dancing)

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(10×3 – The One With Ross’s Tan)

Thank you for reading my blog! I hope you enjoy the rest of your week, but for now…see you next Wednesday.

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