The Big Bang Theory Quotes!

Good morning beautiful people, how are you all? It’s absolutely freezing here in England, and no matter what we try to do to stay warm, it doesn’t seem to help. We’ve been quite busy in our house since my post last week, apart from having to go to appointments, we’ve been packing our things up as we’re moving out of the house we’ve been living in for the past couple of years, within the next month. Luckily most of our things that we’d brought with us from our previous house, we had already decided to keep boxed up, so it’s not been that bad where packing is concerned, its the ‘being tired and having no energy because you keep picking up colds and other illnesses that prevent you from wanting to do anything’ thats been the hardest thing, but we’re pushing through that feeling and getting on with it. Anyway enough of my rambling, let’s move on to today’s post…

Last year I did a series of blog posts on the tv show Friends and the best quotes from each character, well… this year I thought I would do a similar thing with another popular Tv show that is also one of my favorites to watch over and over again, and from the title of today’s post, I think you can tell that this one and future blog posts are you going to be about The Big Bang Theory (I.e. best quotes from each of the main characters), but let’s start with the best quotes from the show altogether! 😃

The Best Big Bang Theory Quotes

Sheldon: “You’re not done with her, are you?“

Leonard Hofstadter: “Our babies are gonna be smart and beautiful.“

Sheldon: “Not to mention imaginary.” (1×1 – Pilot)

Leonard: “I know what you’re doing.”
Sheldon: “You do?”
Leonard: “You’re using chocolate as a positive reinforcement for what you consider is a correct behavior!”
Sheldon: “Very good. Chocolate?” (3×3 – The Gothowitz Deviation)

Sheldon: “Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.”
Penny: “Yeah, well your Ken can kiss my Barbie.” (2×7 – The Panty Pinata Polarization)

Penny: “So, what do you say, Sheldon, are we your X-Men?”

Sheldon: “No. The X-Men were named after the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be my C-Men.”

Howard: [as Sheldon walks away] “Oh, that’s not a good name.” (3×18 – The Pants Alternative)

Mary Cooper: [Regarding Sheldon and Amy] “You have any idea what’s going on with those two?”
Leonard: “It’s kind of like the Loch Ness monster. Maybe there’s something there, maybe there isn’t, we’ll probably never know. But sometimes it’s fun to creep yourself out thinking about it!” (5×6 – The Rhinitis Revelation)

Penny: [going through a box to find Sheldon’s USB] “Okay, I’ve got a box, but there’s no key in here. Just letters.”
Sheldon: [edgy] “That’s the wrong box. Put it back.”
Penny: “Oh, Sheldon, are these letters from your grandmother?“
Sheldon: “Don’t read those letters!”
Penny: “Oh, look! She calls you Moon Pie! That is so cute!“
Sheldon: “PUT DOWN THE LETTERS!” (2×17 – The Terminator Decoupling)

Sheldon: “According to the inexplicably irritable nurse behind the desk, you’ll be seen after the man who claims to be having a heart attack but appears well enough to be playing Doodle Jump on his iPhone. [Holding clipboard] We have to fill these out. Describe the illness or injury.”
Penny: “I dislocated my shoulder.”
Sheldon: “Alright, and how did the accident occur?”
Penny: “You already know that.”
Sheldon: [writing] “Cause of accident – lack of adhesive ducks. Okay, medical history. Have you ever been diagnosed with diabetes?”
Penny: “No.”
Sheldon: “Kidney disease?”
Penny: “No.”
Sheldon: “Migraines?”
Penny: “Getting one.”
Sheldon: “Are you currently pregnant?”
Penny: “No.”
Sheldon: “Are you sure? You look a bit puffy.”
Penny: “Change migraine to ‘yes’.”
Sheldon: “When was your last menstrual period?”
Penny: “Oh, Next question!”
Sheldon: “I’ll put ‘in progress’. Okay, moving to psychiatric disorders, list all behavioral diagnoses e.g. depression, anxiety etcetera.”
Penny: “Oh, my God! What the hell does this have to do with my stupid shoulder?!”
Sheldon: [Writing] “Episodes of sub-psychotic rage.”
Penny: “Ass!”
Sheldon: “Possible Tourettes.” (3×8 – The Adhesive Duck Deficiency)

Sheldon: “Thank you, Dr. Fowler. I have a very long and somewhat self-centered speech here. But I’d like to set it aside.”
Penny: “Yeah!”
Howard: “Way to go!”
Sheldon: “Because this honor doesn’t just belong to me. I wouldn’t be up here if it weren’t for some very important people in my life. Beginning with my mother, father, meemaw, brother, and sister. And my other family, who I’m so happy to have here with us. Is that Buffy the Vampire Slayer? I was under a misapprehension that my accomplishments were mine alone. Nothing could be further from the truth. I have been encouraged, sustained, inspired, and tolerated not only by my wife but by the greatest group of friends anyone ever had. I’d like to ask them to stand. Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali. Dr. Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz. Astronaut Howard Wolowitz. And my two dearest friends in the world, Penny Hofstadter and Dr. Leonard Hofstadter. I was there the moment Leonard and Penny met. He said to me that their babies would be smart and beautiful. And now that they’re expecting, I have no doubt that that will be the case.”
Penny: “Thanks, Sheldon. I-I haven’t told my parents yet, but thanks.”
Sheldon: “Oh. I’m sorry. Don’t tell anyone that last thing. That’s a secret.
Howard, Bernadette, Raj, Penny, Leonard, I apologize if I haven’t been the friend you deserve. But I want you to know in my way, I love you all. And I love you. Thank you.” (12×24 – The Stockholm Syndrome)

Sheldon: “Will you marry me?” [his phone rings] “One moment, please.“
Amy: [incredulous] “Really? You’re gonna answer that right now?”
Sheldon: “It’s Leonard. I don’t want to be rude.”
Leonard: “Hey, where you been? We’ve been calling you for hours.”
Sheldon: “Oh, I’m sorry. My phone was on “airplane” mode.”
Leonard: “Why?”
Sheldon: “Because I was on an airplane.” [gives Amy a “duh” look]
Penny: “Hey, where are you?”
Sheldon: “I came to Princeton to see Amy. It’s a funny story, actually. I was having lunch with Dr. Nowitzki, and she kissed me.”
Penny: “Excuse me?”
Leonard: “What?“
Amy: “I’m sorry?“
Sheldon: “And in that moment, I realized that Amy was the only woman I ever wanted to kiss for the rest of my life. So I came to New Jersey to ask her to marry me.” (11×1 – The Proposal Proposal)

Howard: “You know, I’m really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.”
Sheldon: “Why?”
Howard: “Once you’re fluent, you’ll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.” (1×17 – The Tangerine Factor)

Amy: “Okay, what is going on?”
Penny: “We just want you to be prepared for any surprises that could happen tomorrow.”
Amy: “What surprises?”
Bernadette: “We don’t want to spoil anything, but you should know that Sheldon said he’s ready to be physical.”
Amy: “You shut your damn mouth! You actually heard him say this?”
Penny: “Yes, he said he wants to do something to show you how much you mean to him.”
Amy: “I can’t believe it. I don’t know what to say.”
Bernadette: “Well, we’re really happy for you and we know how much-“
Amy: “I do know what to say. Let’s get me waxed!” (9×11 – The Opening Night Excitation)

Sheldon: “Now remember, you were given powerful pain medication and a muscle relaxer, so don’t operate heavy machinery, and try not to choke on your own drool.”
Sheldon is is about to leave.
Penny: “Wait! You have to help me get into bed.” (laughs) “Sheldon has to help me get into bed. Bet you thought I’d never say that!”
Sheldon: “Yes. Charmed. Your drug-addled candour knows no bounds.”
Sheldon follows her to her room after shutting the door. He pulls down the covers to help Penny into bed.
Penny: “You know people think you are this weird robot man who’s so annoying all the time and you totally are. But then it’s like that movie Wall-E at the end. You’re so full of love and you can save a plant and get fat people out of their floaty chairs.”
Sheldon: “That’s a fairly laboured metaphor but I appreciate the sentiment behind it.”
Penny: “Sing ‘Soft Kitty’ to me.”
Sheldon: “‘Soft kitty’ is for when you’re sick, you’re not sick.”
Penny: “Injured and drugged is a kind of sick.”
Sheldon: (sitting on the bed next to her) “Soft Kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur…”
Penny: “Wait wait. Lets sing it as a round. I’ll start. Soft Kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur…” Sheldon doesn’t join in.
Penny: “So that is when you come in. I’ll start over. Soft Kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur…” Still nothing from Sheldon.
Penny: “I’ve got all night Sheldon.” She starts again.
Penny: “Soft Kitty, warm kitty…”
Sheldon: “Soft Kitty, warm kitty…” They both sing the entire song together. (3×8 – The Adhesive Duck Deficiency)

Sheldon: “Why do people cry at weddings?”
Mary Cooper: “They’re practicing for what’s coming later.” (10×1 – The Conjugal Conjecture)

Thank you for visiting my blog and taking the time to read today’s post, I hope you all have a good week, for now I am off to do some packing, but I shall see you next Wednesday 😊