Morning everyone, hope you’re all doing well! I’ve been struggling to grip anything with my right hand because of my wrist still not being any better, but we’ve been to the Chemist and to ask for their advice on what to do, as I didn’t want to waste the Doctors or Hospitals time with having it already checked and diagnosed with Severe Tendonitis 5 weeks ago, but the Pharmacist has advised for me to go and see a Doctor to get it looked at again because I’m still suffering a lot with it. I’m just hoping that we can get an appointment (and soon) as its not been easy to even get through to speak to anyone on the phone, so fingers crossed 🤞
To cheer myself up from being in pain and because I found out it’s National Silly Sayings day, I thought I would combine the two of them together for this week’s post and share with you some of the silliest quotes and sayings that I found, so lets go….
50 Silly Sayings & Quotes!
You never realize what you have until it’s gone.
For example, Toilet paper.
I’m not crazy
I’m just special!!
..NO, WAIT…
Maybe I am crazy
ONE SECOND…
I have to talk to myself about this, Hold on…
The Broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the Mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the Walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the Banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’
It may look like I’m doing nothing,
BUT…
In my head, I’m quite busy.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until… you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life’s decisions.
People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing.
Heck yeah I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away…
Especially if you aim for the head!
A quiet man is a thinking man.
A quiet woman is usually MAD.
Just remember that if you fall I will be there to pick you up.
…
As soon as i finish laughing!
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a f****ing lady.
The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that the furniture in the house is in place.
No matter how SERIOUS life gets, you still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad… Yes, I’m mad!
Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.”
Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
I put the thingamabob inside the whatchamacallit, turned the doohickey and the whateveritis still doesn’t work. Any idea’s?
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says: “Haha good one” and we laugh and take a nap.
A good neighbor is one that does not put a password on their Wi-Fi.
Always remember these TWO words that will open every door in your life…PUSH and PULL.
I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either!
Thank You for visiting my blog and reading todays post, I hope you enjoy the rest of your week and I shall see you next Wednesday! 😃
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