Comedy Film Quotes (Part 1)

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Good morning, everyone. Has everybody been enjoying the sunshine?☀️ My family and I definitely made full use of it; it also helped that my dad had a few days off, so we spent the majority of our time outdoors. On one of the days, we took a day trip to a museum for a Doctor Who exhibition 🕴️, which is located at the Peterborough Museum & Art Gallery until November 2nd. All three of us love Dr Who, moreso from the 2000’s and onwards (our favourites are David Tennant and Matt Smith), even though the exhibition was small & limited, it was still awesome 🤩 I will be doing a post about it in the near future, so keep a look out for that 👀. That was probably the only highlight that happened since I last posted, as I also had to have 2 emergency appointments at the dentist 🦷 I had to have an emergency extraction because my tooth was severely infected (I’d been told previously that I had a small one 🤏 but it wasn’t bothering me) after having an X-ray, it turns out it had got bigger and had spread into my jaw-bone which was causing my face to swell. They had to quickly remove it which wasn’t an easy task (at one point – a referral to the hospital for surgery was mentioned) as the tooth ended up snapping, but after a lot of hacking away at it, they managed to get the whole thing out but it was a really tough procedure which ended up with me having to get another emergency appointment a few days later to get some antibiotics as my face was still a bit swollen and I was still in pain, thankfully I was told it was healing nicely when she (the dentist) had a look, it was just taking longer for everything to heal than it normally should due to it spreading to the bone but I’m now on the mend where that’s concerned! 🙏 Now, I just have to deal with some other health problems that I’m suffering from, but that’s a private matter for now. Anyway, let’s get on with today’s post..

As I’ve been in a lot of pain due to my tooth, I’ve been doing a couple of things (when we’ve not been outside); The first thing is I’ve been having a lot more ice cream (mainly a small tub of either Oreo or Ben&Jerry’s Caramel Chew-Chew) and the second is watching comedy films (my go-to genre) to cheer me up and I thought, why not do a post on the bestest and funniest comedy film quotes. Movies are more than just entertainment. Iconic funny movie quotes from fan favorites and cult classics like Elf, Coming to America, Mean Girls, Legally Blonde, The Big Lebowski, and more have become a part of our culture. The funniest movie quotes infiltrate our daily lives in the form of hilarious memes and have even found their way into our conversations. So, next time you need a good chuckle, sit back, relax, and enjoy these funny movie quotes.

Biff Tannen: “Why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here?” – Back to the Future Part II (1989)

Barbie: “She thinks I’m a fascist? I don’t control the railways or the flow of commerce!” – Barbie (2023)

R: “I’m lonely. I’m totally lost. I mean, I’m literally lost. I’ve never been in this part of the airport before.” — Warm Bodies (2013)

Bruce Nolan: “Why did you throw the blue jewel over the railing of the Titanic?” — Bruce Almighty (2003)

Vic: “I could have called another Uber driver earlier and you know why I didn’t?”

Stu: “Because you don’t know how to use apps!” – Stuber (2019)

Peter: “Why do you even have this?”
Ethan: “Oh, because this is my daddy. These are his ashes.”
Peter: “Why are your father’s ashes in a coffee can, Ethan?”
Ethan: “Because he’s dead, Peter.”
Peter: “I know that part.”
Ethan: “Don’t you listen to anything that anybody says?”
Peter: “I’m just saying, normal people put remains in an urn.”
Ethan: “This is vacuum sealed.”
Peter: “Ethan, you broke the seal when you poured out the coffee. Then you poured your father’s remains in that and closed it. That didn’t reseal it.”
Ethan: “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.” — Due Date (2010)

Nolan Booth: “No, no. Don’t move. Don’t Move.”
John Hartley: “Why?”
Nolan Booth: “Bulls have terrible eyesight. But they can sense motion.”
John Hartley: “You’re thinking of Jurassic Park.”
Nolan Booth: “No. I saw a nature documentary starring David Attenborough.”
John Hartley: “You’re thinking of Richard Attenborough from Jurassic Park.”
John Hartley: “Vamonos. Vamonos. They’re telling me to run. They’re telling me to run.”
Nolan Booth: “If you run, you die.”
John Hartley: “All right, yes or no, was Jeff Goldblum in it?”
Nolan Booth: “Oh, my god!. It was Jurassic Park. That’s Jeff Goldblum.”
John Hartley: “Asshole!” — Red Notice (2021)

Phil: “It’s the weekend, Budnick. I don’t know you. You do not exist.”  — The Hangover (2009)

Patches O’Houlihan: “If you’re going to become true dodgeballers, then you’ve got to learn the five d’s of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge!” — Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

Gimbel’s Manager: “Okay, people! Tomorrow morning! 10AM! Santa’s Coming to Town!”
Buddy: “SANTAAA! OH MY GOD! SANTA Here? I know him! I know him!” — Elf (2003)

Warner: “Huntington III: “You got into Harvard Law?”
Elle: “What? Like it’s hard?” Legally Blonde (2001)

Annie: “Whatever you say, ‘Stove’.”
Flight Attendant Steve: “It’s Steve.”
Annie: “‘Stove, what kind of a name is that?”
Flight Attendant Steve: “That’s not a name. My name is Steve.”
Annie: “Are you an appliance?”
Flight Attendant Steve: “No, I am a man, and my name is Steve.”
Annie: “You’re a flight attendant.”
Flight Attendant Steve: “That is absolutely accurate. You can close that.” — Bridesmaids (2011)

James Carter: “Who died, Lee?”
Lee: “You!”
James Carter: “Detective Yu?”
Lee: “Not Yu, you!”
James Carter: “Who?”
Lee: “You!”
James Carter: “Who?”
Lee: “Do you understand the words that are a-coming out of my mouth?”
James Carter: “Nobody understands the words that are comin’ out of your mouth.” — Rush Hour 2 (2001)

Fletcher: “IT WAS ME!” — Liar Liar (1997)

[Thugs surround the SUV that Deadpool attacked. A window opens…]
Deadpool: [raises his hands] “Wait! You may be wondering, “Why the red suit?” Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.”
[points at a thug on the left]
Deadpool: “This guy’s got the right idea. He wore the brown pants.” — Deadpool (2016)

Emmet: “Great. I think I got it. But just in case… tell me the whole thing again, I wasn’t listening.” — The Lego Movie (2014)

King Jaffe Joffer: “We shall return to Zamunda at once.”
Prince Akeem: “I will not leave without Lisa.”
Queen Aoleon: “So you do care for her?”
Prince Akeem: “Mother, I love her.”
Queen Aoleon: “Then go after her.”
[Akeem kisses her on the forehead and leaves]
King Jaffe Joffer: “Akeem! Akeem! I forbid you!”
Queen Aoleon: “Put a sock in it, Jaffe, the boy is in love.” — Coming To America (1988)

Stu Price: “You are literally too stupid to insult.”
Alan Garner: “Thank you.” — The Hangover (2009)

Margaret: “To the crazy. To the window, the window…To the wall, to the wall…To the sweat drip down my balls… To all you bitches…”
Gammy: “Louder!”
Margaret: “To the window, to the window. To the walls, to the walls. To the sweat drip down my balls. Now all you bitches crawl…All skeet, skeet, mother All skeet, skeet, goddamn…To the window to the window, To the wall to the wall, To the sweat drip down my balls, To all you bitches crawl, All skeet, skeet, mother, All skeet, skeet goddamn…To the window to the window, To the wall to the wall, To the sweat drip down my, All you bitches go Gammy! Let’s take it to the bridge! Let me see you, get low. You’re scared, you’re scared. Drop your ass to the flo’, You scared, you scared. Let me see you, get low. You scared, you scared – Drop your ass to the floor – You scared! You’re scared, you’re scared. See you get low – You scared, you scared – You scared. Your butt to the flo’ You scared, you scared. Now stop, woo. Now wiggle it. Now stop, woo. Jiggle it, just jiggle it…”
Andrew: “Whatcha doing?”
Margaret: “Just wiggle it…You know, your Gammy wanted me to, you know, chant. Chant from the heart.”
Andrew: “Balls? That’s what came to your heart?”
Margaret: “You know, it went with the beat.” — The Proposal (2009)

Agnes: “Oh, my gosh, look at that fluffy unicorn!”
[Agnes looks at the unicorn with awe]
Agnes: “He’s so fluffy, I’m gonna die!” — Despicable Me (2010)

The Dude: [repeated line by The Dude and others] “That rug really tied the room together.” — The Big Lebowski (1998)

Terry Hoitz: “No, I don’t like you. I think you’re a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren’t in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.” — The Other Guys (2010)

Serge: [Serge is having trouble understanding/pronouncing Axel’s first name] “Donny, run and tell Miss Summers that, uh, Mister Achmed Foley is here to see her…”
Axel Foley: “No, Axel Foley. Axel.”
Serge: “Achnell…? Achwell…”
Axel Foley: “Axel.”
Serge: “…Foley is here to see her, he’s an old acquaintance.” — Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

[after Sally fakes orgasm in a deli]
Older Woman Customer: [to waiter] “I’ll have what she’s having.” — When Harry Met Sally (1989)

Dina: “You know, I got some bomb-ass kush if you wanna take a hit.”
Lisa Cooper: “Where did you hide it?”
Dina: “Where the sun don’t shine.”
Lisa Cooper: “You know what, that can cause a lot of infections.”
Dina: “Girl, you can’t get no infection in your booty hole! It’s a booty hole!” — Girls Trip (2017)

Diana (Fake Sandy): [Singing] “And I would walk 500 miles and walk 500 more” — Identity Thief (2013)

Millie: “No… I let him kiss me!… So Yeah”
Keys: “I’m sorry, wait… you let who kiss you?“
Millie: “Guy”
Keys: “Guy?”
Millie: “The first time I kiss a non toxic guy in like… forever and of course he’s not even real”
Keys: “There’s not a button for that”
Millie: “Oh… he found the button” — Free Guy (2021)

Ms. Perky: “People perceive you as somewhat…”
Kat Stratford: “Tempestuous?”
Ms. Perky: “‘Heinous bitch’ is the term used most often.” — 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

State Trooper: “Pullover!”
Harry Dunne: “No, it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.” — Dumb And Dumber (1994)

Buzz Lightyear: “You are asad, strange little man, and you have my pity.” — Toy Story (1995)

[Thunder is heard outside]
Lori: “I don’t – I don’t understand. I really don’t. You’re 35 years old and you’re still scared of a little thunder?”
John: “I am not!”
[Ted comes running into the bed]
Ted: “Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?”
John: “Fucking right.”
Ted: “Alright, come on, let’s sing the thunder song.”
John: “Alright.”
John, Ted: [singing] “When you hear the sound of thunder, / Don’t you get too scared. / Just grab your thunder buddy / And say these magic words: / “Fuck you, thunder! / You can suck my dick! / You can’t get me thunder / ‘Cause you’re just God’s farts!” — Ted (2012)

Officer Slater: “So you name is just McLovin?”
Fogell: “Yeah!”
Officer Slater: “Badass!” — Superbad (2007)

Mama Ronzoni: [farts] “Curly. Shame on you. That crazy dog. Must have got into some of my leftover pasta fasul.”
Deanne McKenzie: “Yes, Mama, I’m sure that’s exactly what happened.”
Mama Ronzoni: “It did. We should get a dog.”
Deanne McKenzie: “Heh. We need to get a water buffalo. Whoo!” — Grown Ups (2010)

Karen: “Well… I’m kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.”
Cady: “What do you mean?”
Karen: “It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.”
Cady: “Really? That’s amazing.”
Karen: “Well… they can tell when it’s raining.” — Mean Girls (2004)

Susan Cooper: “Nice copter! Where’d you get it?”
Nancy B. Artingstall: “It’s 50 Cent’s! I had to deputize him to let us use it. He is so afraid of me!”
Curtis ’50 Cent’ Jackson: “I’m a motherfucking spy. Let’s go shoot somebody else!”
Nancy B. Artingstall: “Simmer down, 50 Cent or I’ll mount you again!”
Curtis ’50 Cent’ Jackson: “This day is just getting better and better!”
Nancy B. Artingstall: “He wants me!” — Spy (2015)

Professor Shelly Oberon: “That was so intense… i like cant even with this place.” — Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle (2017)

[Last lines]
Marcus Copeland: “Hey girls!”
Karen: “Hi.”
Tori: “So you guys were pretending to be them all the time?”
Kevin Copeland: “Yes, we were, but we was just doing our job. I just hope you guys aren’t too pissed off at us.”
Karen: “We’re so bummed! We liked Brittany and Tiffany like… so much more when you were them.”
[laughing]
Karen: “So much more!”
Lisa: “So I guess this means we won’t be hanging out anymore.”
Kevin Copeland: “Aw, don’t say that. Of course, we will. We’ll hang out.”
Marcus Copeland: “Yeah, we’re all gonna get together and we’re gonna go…”
Marcus Copeland, Karen, Tori, Kevin Copeland, Lisa: “SHOPPING!” — White Chicks (2004)

Jim’s Dad: “Well. We’ll just tell your mother that, uh…we ate it all.” — American Pie (1999)

Mfana: “Mr. Bellyflopolis, the crocodiles are fake!”
[Jim looks at the fake crocodiles around him in the water]
Jim: “They’re fake?”
Mfana: “Yes, they’re fake!”
Jim: “Why would you make them look so realistic?”
Mfana: “Well, to scare the baboons away.”
Jim: “You just scared a zebra stripe into my underwear!” — Blended (2014)

Donkey: “We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making Waffles!” — Shrek (2001)

There are many more quotes I could include that are hilarious, but if I included every single one, this post would never end, and I’m sure all of you would like to get back to enjoying your day and, furthermore, your lives. I will do a part two at some point, featuring even more funny comedy quotes from films! If there are any you would like me to include, leave a suggestion in the comments! 😃

Thank you for visiting my blog and reading today’s post! Have a lovely day, and a great week, and I will see you in two weeks 👋

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12 thoughts on “Comedy Film Quotes (Part 1)”

  3. This was a fun post! I was laughing through it! I was afraid I would look silly and weird! lol. I’m sorry to hear about your dental issue. I hope you’re getting lots of rest and feeling a lot less pain now. 

    It’s nice to meet another whovian! lol. I love Doctor Who! My favorite Doctor is the 11th Doctor! He’s who I started with! Clips of the show kept popping up in my YouTube feed, and I saw it as a sign to just watch the show! lol. What do you think about the current era of Doctor Who? I know a lot of people were not really happy with the 13th and 15th Doctors. I personally loved 13! As for 15, I haven’t seen his episode yet!

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    1. Thank you for your kind words! It’s good to have a laugh. I believe in the saying ‘’laughter is the best medicine.” Thankfully I’ve had no further issues with my mouth and feeling a lot better than I was!

      The 11th Doctor was brilliant, I loved his relationship with Amy & Rory, they were like the three amigos that bounced off of one another so effortlessly! I loved the 13th Doctor too, it made a fresh change to have a woman portray the Doctor. I haven’t watched the 15th Doctor yet either, I’m a little bit behind and have yet to catch up, so we have another thing in common there. I hope he brought his flair to the role like the actors/actresses before him!

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      1. I’m so happy you’ve been recovering smoothly!

        It definitely was fun to see a woman bring her own style to the role! Which doctor did you start with? Have you seen any of classic Who?

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      2. I agree with you there! I started with Christopher Eccleston from his very first episode when it was rebooted, It was only because my parents were fans of the classics from years before that I actually started watching Dr Who in the first place, and ever since I was hooked! But I’ve not seen any of the old episodes unfortunately. Which one did you start with?

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      3. Sorry for the very late reply! Interesting! I’m the only doctor who fan in my family unfortunately! I’m trying to get someone else interested! Lol. But I started with the Eleventh Doctor! To me he’s the best! lol. I started watching Doctor Who because video clips of the show kept showing up in my YouTube feed, particularly clips of the Eleventh Doctor! I decided I should watch the show and looked specifically for episodes with the Eleventh Doctor! I went back and watched the 9th and 10th doctors after! If you had to pick one favorite doctor can you, and who would it be? lol.

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      4. Don’t worry about it, no apologies necessary! 😊 i hope you manage to get someone else on board on becoming a whovian, it’s unfortunate that your the only person as it’s always nice to share with others your opinions and talk about the show! He is definitely one of the best ones, he’s my second favourite ❤️ Matt Smith was an absolutely brilliant choice to take over from David Tennant, they both bought the comedy elements to the character for me which is what made me love the show more 😃 so to answer your question, David Tennant (10th Doctor) was/is my all time favourite, but Matt Smith (11th Doctor) is right behind 😁

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