Comedy Film Quotes (Part 1)

Good morning, everyone. Has everybody been enjoying the sunshine?☀️ My family and I definitely made full use of it; it also helped that my dad had a few days off, so we spent the majority of our time outdoors. On one of the days, we took a day trip to a museum for a Doctor Who exhibition 🕴️, which is located at the Peterborough Museum & Art Gallery until November 2nd. All three of us love Dr Who, moreso from the 2000’s and onwards (our favourites are David Tennant and Matt Smith), even though the exhibition was small & limited, it was still awesome 🤩 I will be doing a post about it in the near future, so keep a look out for that 👀. That was probably the only highlight that happened since I last posted, as I also had to have 2 emergency appointments at the dentist 🦷 I had to have an emergency extraction because my tooth was severely infected (I’d been told previously that I had a small one 🤏 but it wasn’t bothering me) after having an X-ray, it turns out it had got bigger and had spread into my jaw-bone which was causing my face to swell. They had to quickly remove it which wasn’t an easy task (at one point – a referral to the hospital for surgery was mentioned) as the tooth ended up snapping, but after a lot of hacking away at it, they managed to get the whole thing out but it was a really tough procedure which ended up with me having to get another emergency appointment a few days later to get some antibiotics as my face was still a bit swollen and I was still in pain, thankfully I was told it was healing nicely when she (the dentist) had a look, it was just taking longer for everything to heal than it normally should due to it spreading to the bone but I’m now on the mend where that’s concerned! 🙏 Now, I just have to deal with some other health problems that I’m suffering from, but that’s a private matter for now. Anyway, let’s get on with today’s post..

As I’ve been in a lot of pain due to my tooth, I’ve been doing a couple of things (when we’ve not been outside); The first thing is I’ve been having a lot more ice cream (mainly a small tub of either Oreo or Ben&Jerry’s Caramel Chew-Chew) and the second is watching comedy films (my go-to genre) to cheer me up and I thought, why not do a post on the bestest and funniest comedy film quotes. Movies are more than just entertainment. Iconic funny movie quotes from fan favorites and cult classics like Elf, Coming to America, Mean Girls, Legally Blonde, The Big Lebowski, and more have become a part of our culture. The funniest movie quotes infiltrate our daily lives in the form of hilarious memes and have even found their way into our conversations. So, next time you need a good chuckle, sit back, relax, and enjoy these funny movie quotes.

Biff Tannen: “Why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here?” – Back to the Future Part II (1989)

R: “I’m lonely. I’m totally lost. I mean, I’m literally lost. I’ve never been in this part of the airport before.” — Warm Bodies (2013)

Vic: “I could have called another Uber driver earlier and you know why I didn’t?”

Stu: “Because you don’t know how to use apps!” – Stuber (2019)

Nolan Booth: “No, no. Don’t move. Don’t Move.”
John Hartley: “Why?”
Nolan Booth: “Bulls have terrible eyesight. But they can sense motion.”
John Hartley: “You’re thinking of Jurassic Park.”
Nolan Booth: “No. I saw a nature documentary starring David Attenborough.”
John Hartley: “You’re thinking of Richard Attenborough from Jurassic Park.”
John Hartley: “Vamonos. Vamonos. They’re telling me to run. They’re telling me to run.”
Nolan Booth: “If you run, you die.”
John Hartley: “All right, yes or no, was Jeff Goldblum in it?”
Nolan Booth: “Oh, my god!. It was Jurassic Park. That’s Jeff Goldblum.”
John Hartley: “Asshole!” — Red Notice (2021)

Patches O’Houlihan: “If you’re going to become true dodgeballers, then you’ve got to learn the five d’s of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge!” — Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

Warner: “Huntington III: “You got into Harvard Law?”
Elle: “What? Like it’s hard?” Legally Blonde (2001)

James Carter: “Who died, Lee?”
Lee: “You!”
James Carter: “Detective Yu?”
Lee: “Not Yu, you!”
James Carter: “Who?”
Lee: “You!”
James Carter: “Who?”
Lee: “Do you understand the words that are a-coming out of my mouth?”
James Carter: “Nobody understands the words that are comin’ out of your mouth.” — Rush Hour 2 (2001)

[Thugs surround the SUV that Deadpool attacked. A window opens…]
Deadpool: [raises his hands] “Wait! You may be wondering, “Why the red suit?” Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.”
[points at a thug on the left]
Deadpool: “This guy’s got the right idea. He wore the brown pants.” — Deadpool (2016)

King Jaffe Joffer: “We shall return to Zamunda at once.”
Prince Akeem: “I will not leave without Lisa.”
Queen Aoleon: “So you do care for her?”
Prince Akeem: “Mother, I love her.”
Queen Aoleon: “Then go after her.”
[Akeem kisses her on the forehead and leaves]
King Jaffe Joffer: “Akeem! Akeem! I forbid you!”
Queen Aoleon: “Put a sock in it, Jaffe, the boy is in love.” — Coming To America (1988)

Margaret: “To the crazy. To the window, the window…To the wall, to the wall…To the sweat drip down my balls… To all you bitches…”
Gammy: “Louder!”
Margaret: “To the window, to the window. To the walls, to the walls. To the sweat drip down my balls. Now all you bitches crawl…All skeet, skeet, mother All skeet, skeet, goddamn…To the window to the window, To the wall to the wall, To the sweat drip down my balls, To all you bitches crawl, All skeet, skeet, mother, All skeet, skeet goddamn…To the window to the window, To the wall to the wall, To the sweat drip down my, All you bitches go Gammy! Let’s take it to the bridge! Let me see you, get low. You’re scared, you’re scared. Drop your ass to the flo’, You scared, you scared. Let me see you, get low. You scared, you scared – Drop your ass to the floor – You scared! You’re scared, you’re scared. See you get low – You scared, you scared – You scared. Your butt to the flo’ You scared, you scared. Now stop, woo. Now wiggle it. Now stop, woo. Jiggle it, just jiggle it…”
Andrew: “Whatcha doing?”
Margaret: “Just wiggle it…You know, your Gammy wanted me to, you know, chant. Chant from the heart.”
Andrew: “Balls? That’s what came to your heart?”
Margaret: “You know, it went with the beat.” — The Proposal (2009)

The Dude: [repeated line by The Dude and others] “That rug really tied the room together.” — The Big Lebowski (1998)

Serge: [Serge is having trouble understanding/pronouncing Axel’s first name] “Donny, run and tell Miss Summers that, uh, Mister Achmed Foley is here to see her…”
Axel Foley: “No, Axel Foley. Axel.”
Serge: “Achnell…? Achwell…”
Axel Foley: “Axel.”
Serge: “…Foley is here to see her, he’s an old acquaintance.” — Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

Dina: “You know, I got some bomb-ass kush if you wanna take a hit.”
Lisa Cooper: “Where did you hide it?”
Dina: “Where the sun don’t shine.”
Lisa Cooper: “You know what, that can cause a lot of infections.”
Dina: “Girl, you can’t get no infection in your booty hole! It’s a booty hole!” — Girls Trip (2017)

Millie: “No… I let him kiss me!… So Yeah”
Keys: “I’m sorry, wait… you let who kiss you?“
Millie: “Guy”
Keys: “Guy?”
Millie: “The first time I kiss a non toxic guy in like… forever and of course he’s not even real”
Keys: “There’s not a button for that”
Millie: “Oh… he found the button” — Free Guy (2021)

State Trooper: “Pullover!”
Harry Dunne: “No, it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.” — Dumb And Dumber (1994)

[Thunder is heard outside]
Lori: “I don’t – I don’t understand. I really don’t. You’re 35 years old and you’re still scared of a little thunder?”
John: “I am not!”
[Ted comes running into the bed]
Ted: “Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?”
John: “Fucking right.”
Ted: “Alright, come on, let’s sing the thunder song.”
John: “Alright.”
John, Ted: [singing] “When you hear the sound of thunder, / Don’t you get too scared. / Just grab your thunder buddy / And say these magic words: / “Fuck you, thunder! / You can suck my dick! / You can’t get me thunder / ‘Cause you’re just God’s farts!” — Ted (2012)

Mama Ronzoni: [farts] “Curly. Shame on you. That crazy dog. Must have got into some of my leftover pasta fasul.”
Deanne McKenzie: “Yes, Mama, I’m sure that’s exactly what happened.”
Mama Ronzoni: “It did. We should get a dog.”
Deanne McKenzie: “Heh. We need to get a water buffalo. Whoo!” — Grown Ups (2010)

Susan Cooper: “Nice copter! Where’d you get it?”
Nancy B. Artingstall: “It’s 50 Cent’s! I had to deputize him to let us use it. He is so afraid of me!”
Curtis ’50 Cent’ Jackson: “I’m a motherfucking spy. Let’s go shoot somebody else!”
Nancy B. Artingstall: “Simmer down, 50 Cent or I’ll mount you again!”
Curtis ’50 Cent’ Jackson: “This day is just getting better and better!”
Nancy B. Artingstall: “He wants me!” — Spy (2015)

[Last lines]
Marcus Copeland: “Hey girls!”
Karen: “Hi.”
Tori: “So you guys were pretending to be them all the time?”
Kevin Copeland: “Yes, we were, but we was just doing our job. I just hope you guys aren’t too pissed off at us.”
Karen: “We’re so bummed! We liked Brittany and Tiffany like… so much more when you were them.”
[laughing]
Karen: “So much more!”
Lisa: “So I guess this means we won’t be hanging out anymore.”
Kevin Copeland: “Aw, don’t say that. Of course, we will. We’ll hang out.”
Marcus Copeland: “Yeah, we’re all gonna get together and we’re gonna go…”
Marcus Copeland, Karen, Tori, Kevin Copeland, Lisa: “SHOPPING!” — White Chicks (2004)

Mfana: “Mr. Bellyflopolis, the crocodiles are fake!”
[Jim looks at the fake crocodiles around him in the water]
Jim: “They’re fake?”
Mfana: “Yes, they’re fake!”
Jim: “Why would you make them look so realistic?”
Mfana: “Well, to scare the baboons away.”
Jim: “You just scared a zebra stripe into my underwear!” — Blended (2014)

There are many more quotes I could include that are hilarious, but if I included every single one, this post would never end, and I’m sure all of you would like to get back to enjoying your day and, furthermore, your lives. I will do a part two at some point, featuring even more funny comedy quotes from films! If there are any you would like me to include, leave a suggestion in the comments! 😃

Thank you for visiting my blog and reading today’s post! Have a lovely day, and a great week, and I will see you in two weeks 👋