Good morning everyone, are you all doing alright? Last week I mentioned that we were going to visit my Nan and also check in on my Grandad on Sunday, but unfortunately, we didn’t manage to do that as me and my parents all came down with a cold at the end of last week which quickly turned into the flu with a case of a sore throat, and we didn’t want to run the risk of making either of them poorly especially as my Nan has an upcoming hospital appointment that’s important for her to go to and she doesn’t have a great immune system at the moment to fight off any kind of infections, but we’re hoping that once we’re feeling better we’ll be able to go and visit both of them. .
This week’s post as titled above and below is to do with best dad jokes…as it’s my dad’s birthday today and because he is one of the corniest people I know I thought it would be a fun idea to compile a list of some of the best jokes that my dad is guilty of using from time to time.
Dads are almost like some mythical beings seeing no shortcomings of wearing THE sock and sandal combo, while everyone else shies away from this fashion fiasco as if it would cost their lives. They will pinch your arm if you have a boo-boo on your knee and tell you, ‘Well, THAT doesn’t hurt anymore, does it?’ and they will also remind you your whole life of that one time you stuck a finger in a lawn chair filigree and couldn’t pull it out. However, they will also be there to support you no matter what and will often make even the gravest atmosphere lighter with that universal sense of humor typical only for Fathers. Yup, it’s the dad jokes that turn a man into a father, and it’s the dad jokes that will forever make you groan, cringe, and blow a raspberry. But admit it, you like it, and so do I. And somehow, only dads can get away with these silly jokes – maybe it’s because they have no fear of embarrassment or maybe because of their mythical Dad Powers that can turn even the lamest joke into an uproarious event. This there’s no answer to, and the only thing we can do upon hearing such a joke is to try not to roll our eyes so hard they fall out of their sockets. But let’s get to the point here – while you might think that the dad joke is the most exploited category of jokes ever, let me remind you of some of the best funny Dad Jokes that will make you smile, groan, and laugh out loud!
“Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?”
“He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.”
“How do you make a tissue dance?”
“Put a little boogie in it!”
“Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?”
“It’ll crack up.”
“Why did the scarecrow win an award?”
“He was outstanding in his field.”
“Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?”
“It was two tired!”
“Why did the orange lose the race?”
“It ran out of juice.”
“Why does a husband lead a dog’s life?”
“He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.”
“Why do seagulls fly over the sea?”
“If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.”
“What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company?”
“What do you call a naughty lamb dressed up like a skeleton for Halloween?”
“Baaad to the bone.“
Dad jokes are both beloved and despised—like corny puns, they’re funny because they’re so not funny. But dad jokes aren’t just for dads. There’s no better way to diffuse tension or create a comfortable, playful environment than with a corny joke, and these ironic and hilarious lines are great icebreakers for all ages. Not only are these jokes sure to lighten up a crowd, but some are actually funny and guaranteed to earn some chuckles.
Before I sign off from today’s post, I just want to say a massive Happy Birthday to my dad, the only man who has seen me at my best and supported me through the worst time(s) of my life, thank you for being my dad! And thank you to everyone who visited my blog and read today’s post, I hope you all enjoy the rest of your week and I shall see you next time.