Best Gina Linetti Quotes!

Good morning everyone, hope you’re all OK! To start with I have to apologize for the lack of post last week, I have unfortunately been dealing with a lot of serious health problems as of late which has knocked me for six, within the space of a few days I had to have two blood tests as they’d spotted something wrong in the first one, which speaking of the first blood test, the nurse had actually used a bigger needle than my veins can handle and has caused me to bruise rather badly, it has been two weeks since that blood test and I still have the bruise on my arm with no sign of it going down. I’m currently in the waiting process for the results from my second lot of bloods, which I’m hoping I will receive sometime this week (fingers crossed) as they are putting a rush on it but at the moment we’re in the transition period of moving GP practices so who knows if that is still the case. Before I move on to this week’s post, I just wanted to say I, like many people was saddened to hear the news that the legendary Dame Maggie Smith passed away last week. To me she will always be the brilliant actress who brought Professor Minerva McGonagall to life in the Harry Potter franchise, she had a fantastic career spanning a whopping 70 years and will be sorely missed, my heart goes out to her friends and family.

Now on to this week’s post…it’s time for the sixth installment of Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s character quotes and this time it’s the turn of the sassy Gina Linetti… Look up confidence in the dictionary and the first thing that will pop up is Gina Linetti. One of the funniest characters from the cast of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, she spawned several iconic Gina Linetti quotes from her many appearances throughout the series. If you asked her, Gina would tell you that she is many things. A dancer. A star. And the most perfect goddess that has ever existed. Gina has a big ego and isn’t afraid to let people know what she thinks about them. Whether it’s her dismissal of Amy and Charles or her scathing takedowns of Terry, Jake, and Holt, she has a sassy comment for any situation. While Chelsea Peretti departed the show in season seven, Gina’s impact will be felt for the show’s entire run. As such, for the common masses, here are the sassiest Gina Linetti quotes from the show.

Gina: “All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I’m thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I’m the Paris of people.” (1×16 – The Party)

Gina: “What are you creeps doing? You made me look away from my phone. You better pray I didn’t miss a text.”
Amy: “In the two seconds you looked away?”
Gina: “Seventeen texts. All of them important.” (2×14 – Defense Rests)

Gina: “Plus, we already have the perfect candidate already, Savant.”
Sergeant Jeffords: “That punk who hacked us?”
Gina: “Precisely. Captain, turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re her sex tape.”
Captain Holt: “Get to the point.”
Gina: “Savant tore our walls down, but he can build them back up. Taller and thicker than ever.”
Sergeant Jeffords: “But how can we be sure he won’t turn on us?”
Gina: “His mom ratted him out, so I bet he’d love a steady paycheck to get out of that snitch’s house. Oh, if I had a mic right now, I’d drop it.” (1×9 – Sal’s Pizza)

Sergeant Jeffords: “Seriously? The heater’s under your skirt?”
Gina: “Maybe. You can’t prove that.”
Sergeant Jeffords: “Yeah, I can. There’s a cord running under it, and I think you may be on fire.”
Gina: “Mm, so?”
Sergeant Jeffords: “What do you mean “so”?”
Gina: “I’m not giving up Jacinta.”
Sergeant Jeffords: “You are on fire, Gina. You do not have the upper hand in this situation.”
Gina: “I always have the upper hand.”
Sergeant Jeffords: “Not when there’s flames shooting out of your butt!”
Gina: “Especially when there’s flames shooting out of my butt.” (4×9 -The Overmining)

Jake: “Wait a minute, I think I just figured something out. I got to go.”
Gina: “Aren’t you forgetting something?”
*Jake gives Gina a kiss on the forehead*
Gina: “Uh no, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?” (3×4 – The Oolong Slayer)

Charles: “Look, we know you want your daughter to be proud of the work that you do. I just hope you know how important you’ve been to the Nine-Nine.”
Amy: “Yeah, just today, I was able to pull a warrant and arrest the guy I’ve been tracking for three months because you got the internet back. You’re indispensible and we’re really gonna miss you.”
Gina: “And I loved the Nine-Nine, you guys. It just feels like it’s time for me to, like, build something of my own.
Like my entrepreneurial idols, Oprah Winfrey, Lex Luthor-“
Charles: “The Superman villain?”
Gina: “He built an empire, didn’t he?”
Charles: “Yeah.” (5×10 – Game Night)

Charles: “Why did you tell your mom to leave my dad, Gina? Is it so bad being a Boyle?”
Gina: “Yes, it’s terrible, but that’s not why I did it. My mom was cheating on your dad, so I told her she had to break it off.”
Charles: “What? Why didn’t you tell me?
Gina: “Because I didn’t want to hurt you or him. She was being disgusting, so I told her she had to end it.”
Charles: “You were trying to protect us. Gina, you were actually being sweet.”
Gina: “Uh-doi.” (6×1 – Honeymoon)

Jake: “I’m so wound up! I can’t focus!”
Gina: “Oh, are you flipping out about Tiandra getting kicked off “So You Think You Can Dance”?”
Jake: “Definitely not.”
Gina: “Well, you should be. Her Nay Nay was nonpareil.” (4×20 – The Slaughterhouse)

Milton: “Hey, I had a great idea for a baby name.”
Gina: “What is it?”
Milton: “If it’s a girl, how about “The Enigma”?”
Gina: “Oh, my God, I already thought of that, and then if it’s a boy, it could just be-“
Both: “The Enigmo.” (4×21 – The Bank Job)

Gina: “Oh, my God, Amy, that’s so cool that you still live with your Grandmother.”
Amy: “I live alone. This is my stuff. I like quilts.”
Gina: “Stop. Each sentence is getting sadder.” (1×10 – Thanksgiving)

Gina: “It’s Gina’s phone. Leave me a voice-mail. I won’t check it ’cause it’s not 1993.” (2×5 – The Mole)

Jake Peralta: “Gina’s picking Hold up at the airport, and she told me she can stall him for at least two hours.”
Gina Linetti: “I’ll do it, but I’m gonna have to total your car.”
Jake Peralta: “Or you could just drive slowly.”
Rosa Diaz: “Ha ha, she’s gonna wreck your car.” (3×18 – Cheddar)

Gina: “Hey, superstar. Why the long fart? Ooh, I meant face. Why the long face?”
Sergeant Jeffords: “Keep walking, Linetti.” (1×20 – Fancy Brudgom)

Captain Holt: “So what happened?”
Rosa: “I guess I wasn’t ready to say goodbye to my family.”
Captain Holt: “Good. Neither were we.”
Gina: “Now what I’m picking up on is just a genuine moment of friendship and respect. And now I’m feeling like you wish I would stop analyzing you ’cause I’m ruining the moment. But you guys are so cute. I love you.” (4×22 – Crime & Punishment)

Gina: “Hey, Terry, got any new baby pics?”
Sergeant Jeffords: “You hate looking at pictures of my twins. You said since they were identical I didn’t need to take photos of both.”
Gina: “That doesn’t sound like Auntie Gina. I love your baby pics. And your stories of the twins’ sleep schedules.” (2×21 – Det. Dave Majors)

Sergeant Jeffords: “And Gina, I know you got past your fears and helped Sharon out.”
Gina: “I’m so happy for you and I never want to see your daughter or remember this day.” (3×8 – Ava)

Gina: “What did you do to my cupcake?”
Captain Holt: “This is yours? Why on Earth is your cupcake on my chair?”
Gina: “Because it’s very special to me, so I can put it wherever I want. This is your fault. Now you have to buy me a new cupcake.”
Captain Holt: “This is outrageous. You expect me to avoid- Oh, I see.”
Gina: “Mm-hmm. Yeah, you do. The cupcake was Gertie.”
Captain Holt: “Yes.”
Gina: “Your butt was Charles’s car.”
Captain Holt: “Yes.”
Gina: “The chair was the parking space.”
Captain Holt: “Yes, I get it.”
Gina: “Your office was the garage.”
Captain Holt: “Yes, I’m telling you I understand the lesson.”
Gina: “And I was the brilliant Gina Linetti in both scenarios.” (3×7 – The Mattress)

Gina: “But there is one thing: I need a private place where I can pump. I was thinking maybe I could take this whole floor and you guys could move down to that place where we park.”
Sergeant Jeffords: “The garage?”
Gina: “Sure, if you think that works.” (5×11 – The Favor)

Gina: “The only difference between you and Holt is that he lacks the strength to close a door so hard a room blows up.”
Sergeant Jeffords: “Thanks, Gina.”
Gina: “Ah, you don’t have to thank me. All I did was be the only person who believes in you.”
Sergeant Jeffords: “Don’t lean against the door. Terry caused structural damage.”
Gina: “My God, you’re strong.” (3×12 – 9 Days)

Gina: “Amy, are you asking me to “She’s All That” you?”
Amy: “I didn’t read that. But if it’s about helping out a friend, then yes. Please “She’s All That” me.”
Gina: “Okay. But if we’re gonna do this, we’re gonna do it my way, all right? First I’m going to need to break you down to nothing and then build you back up piece by piece.”
Amy: “Well, the meeting’s tomorrow.”
Gina: “Well, we’ll just break you down to nothing and see what time it is.” (3×6 – Into The Woods)

Gina: “I would like you to tell Jacob that I’m thinking about him and hoping that he’s safe. What? Meet the new Gina, who always puts others before herself.
Can you make the whole letter about me doing that?”
Amy: “Yeah, I’ll just tell him that everything’s exactly the same.” (4×2 – Coral Palms Pt. 2)

All: “Gina Linetti is the ultimate human/genius.”
Gina: “Thank you. And now I’d like to say a few words.”
Rosa: “You talked for, like, an hour when you had us locked in that interrogation room.”
Gina: “I’m a fair ruler. Your comment has been heard. But seriously, you guys, I just want to say, I freaking love you losers. Happy Halloween.” (4×5 – Halloween IV)

Rosa: “We complained about Gina for an hour, and then he opened up and gave me the name of the guy he works for.”
Gina: “I have never been so insulted in my entire life. I’m not gonna work cases for you guys anymore.”
Captain Holt: “We were never going to ask you to.”
Gina: “You just lost your best detective.” (3×11 – Hostage Situation)

Amy: “Gina, what do I do?”
Gina: “No, I don’t know how to deal with an Amy. But there is this girl Wanda in my Mommy & Me class. She’s such a pill. She’s so into her baby and not into the other babies and it’s like, oh, cool, well, congrats. Your baby rolled over early. Like, who cares?”
Amy: “I don’t have time for this, Gina.” *turns and walks away*
Gina: “And that is how you deal with an Amy. You talk about something she’s not interested in until she walks away.”
Amy: “Ohh, brilliant.” (5×16 – NutriBoom)

Gina: “I’m not saying you’re lying, Mr. Jeffords, but if that’s how things went down, why is Veronica so angry, you stupid liar?”
Sergeant Jeffords: “I don’t know.”
Gina: “You don’t know? Well, we could stay here all night until your story starts making sense.” (4×14 – Serve & Protect)

Thank you for visiting my blog and taking the time to read today’s post, I hope you all have a good week and manage to keep warm. For now though I shall let you get on with your day and say see you next week!