Best Halloween Movie Quotes!

Good morning, hope everyone’s doing well. Did anyone else get caught in a storm this past week? We had a bad one here in the U.K over the weekend, the worst of it happening on Friday, the day my mum and I decided to go out into Leeds City Centre, luckily we managed to stay indoors a lot and kept dry for the most part. Whilst we were out though, we managed to actually look around OneBeyond, a store we hadn’t been able to go in as it wasn’t wheelchair/pushchair friendly (their lift has been broken for 18 months), it looks like our strongly worded complaint to the manager got through to them, as they’ve now built a ramp instead, to make it more accessible! Other than that, nothing new has really happened, so with that being said, let’s move on to today’s post.

Halloween is almost here! And for Halloween lovers, spooky season can’t come soon enough. When the air starts getting crisp and leaves start changing, you can’t wait to start getting in the spooky spirit by rewatching your favorite classic Halloween movies. I’ve said it before that I’m not a huge lover of Halloween, it’s not one of my favourite times of year, but the holiday itself has brought out a lot of good films over the years, each bringing their own memorable quotes that now perfectly double as a caption for social media. Whether you’re looking for the best lines from classic Halloween movies (think Hocus Pocus, Halloweentown, etc.) to new ones (think Coco, Get Out, etc.) you’ll find 40 of the best Halloween movie quotes here…

Morticia: “Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again.” — The Addams Family (1991)

The Corpse Bride: “Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.” — The Corpse Bride (2005)

Barbara:“What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away?” — Beetlejuice (1988)

Lynn Farmer: “Cross your heart… hope to die… stick a needle in your eye, shake your bottom if you got ’em.” — Double, Double Toil & Trouble (1993)

Gozer: “The Choice is made!”
Dr. Peter Venkman: “Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa!”
Gozer: “The Traveller has come!”
Dr. Peter Venkman: “Nobody choosed anything!”
[turns to Egon]
Dr. Peter Venkman: “Did you choose anything?”
Dr. Egon Spengler: “No.”
Dr. Peter Venkman: [to Winston] “Did YOU?”
Winston Zeddemore: “My mind is totally blank.”
Dr. Peter Venkman: “I didn’t choose anything…”
[long pause, Peter, Egon and Winston all look at Ray]
Dr. Raymond Stantz: “I couldn’t help it. It just popped in there.”
Dr. Peter Venkman: [angrily] “What? WHAT “just popped in there?”
Dr. Raymond Stantz: “I… I… I tried to think…”
Dr. Egon Spengler: “LOOK!”
[they all look over one side of the roof]
Dr. Raymond Stantz: “No! It CAN’T be!”
Dr. Peter Venkman: “What is it?”
Dr. Raymond Stantz: “It CAN’T be!”
Dr. Peter Venkman: “What did you DO, Ray?”
Winston Zeddemore: “Oh, shit!”
[they all see a giant cubic white head topped with a sailor hat, Peter looks at Ray]
Dr. Raymond Stantz: [somberly] “It’s the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.” — Ghostbusters (1984)

Jack Skellington:“That’s right. I am the pumpkin king!”  — The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

Linus: [to Charlie Brown after Sally just ripped him a new one] “You’ve heard of the fury of a woman scorned, haven’t you?”
Charlie Brown: “Yeah, I guess I have.”
Linus: “Well, that’s nothing compared to the fury of a woman who has been cheated out of trick-or-treats.” — It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

Jenny: “There!”
[waves flashlight at chandelier]
Jenny: “Well, if those are the teeth, and that’s the tongue, then that must be the uvula!”
Chowder: “Oh, so it’s a girl house…”
Jenny: [looks at him] “What?” — Monster House (2006)

Harriet: “Other more powerful entities may come through!”
Kent: “Not on my watch.”
Ben Matthias: “Well, what are you gonna do?”
[Kent holds up an axe]
Ben Matthias: “Seriously?”
Harriet: “They’re already dead!”
Kent: “They’re gonna be deader.” — Haunted Mansion (2023)

Violet Valentine: “You’re always thinking of everyone else, never thinking of yourself. But I guess that’s why you’re a hero.” — Hubie Halloween (2020)

Riff Raff – A Handyman: “With a bit of a mind flip…”
Magenta – A Domestic: “You’re into a time slip…”
Riff Raff – A Handyman: “And nothing can ever be the same.”
Magenta – A Domestic: “You’re spaced out on sensation. HAH!”
Riff Raff – A Handyman: “Like you’re under sedation!”
All: “Let’s do the time warp again!” — The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

Louis: “How do we seem to you? Do you find us beautiful, magical? Our white skin, our fierce eyes? “Drink”, you ask me, do you have any idea of the thing you will become?” — Intervivew With The Vampire (1994)

[Gromit is manipulating a large female rabbit puppet to lure the Were-Rabbit]
Wallace: “Oh, come on, Gromit. A bit more, you know… alluring.”
[Gromit vamps it up]
Wallace: “Oho, very cheeky.” — Wallace & Gromit: The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)

Jonathan: “I’m Dracula, Bleh, bleh-bleh!”
Dracula: “I’ve never said that in my life. ‘Bleh, bleh-bleh.’ I don’t know where that comes from!” — Hotel Transylvania (2012)

Candyman: “I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the classroom. Without these things, I am nothing. So now, I must shed innocent blood.” — Candyman (1992)

Chinese Boy: “Look Mister, there are some rules that you’ve got to follow.”
Billy Peltzer: “Yeah, what kind of rules?”
Chinese Boy: “First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it’ll kill him. Second, don’t give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.” — Gremlins (1984)

Lewis Barnavelt: “So, how long have you lived next door to Uncle Jonathan?”
Florence Zimmerman: “Oh, we’ve been friends forever, ever since I came here. Ran here, actually. From Paris. After the War.”
Florence Zimmerman: [notices Lewis giving her a sly grin] “And NO, to answer that look you’re giving me, your uncle and I aren’t anything kissy-faced.”
Jonathan Barnavelt: [in another room, but he overheard that] “Gross!” — The House With A Clock In Its Walls (2018)

Joy Yoshino: [referring to Ernest] “He doesn’t remember how he got there?”
Kevin Presley: “He doesn’t remember anything.”
Joy Yoshino: “Ooh. A mystery.” —We Have A Ghost (2023)

Ichabod Crane: “Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue.” — Sleepy Hollow (1999)

Rudolph Sackville-Bagg: “No need to bite my head off.”
Tony Thompson: “Biting is your job, mine is to find the amulet.” — The Little Vampire (2000)

Whether you’re planning a haunted house party, putting together the most ghoulish costume, or simply enjoying the eerie atmosphere, Halloween quotes can add that extra touch of magic to the occasion. From funny and cute Halloween quotes to classic movie lines and even some inspirational words, hopefully this list gave you a bit of inspiration, especially for those who like to share their love for Halloween on social media and show off their festive spirit!

Thank you for visiting my blog and reading today’s post. Have a Happy Halloween, and if your going out to celebrate, I hope you have fun but stay safe. Thank you again and I shall see you next week!