The Big Bang Theory: Best Amy Quotes!

Morning everyone! Hope you’re all well, is it just me, or has anyone else felt like this past week has gone by so quickly that it’s been like a blur? because it has definitely been that way for me. It probably doesn’t help that I haven’t slept much in the last few days as the current situation we’re (my family and I) are facing with our landlord hasn’t been helping as my mind is in overdrive and constantly racing with so many thoughts, which is causing me a lot of stress…but hopefully, that will soon calm down as we shouldn’t be having anything to do with him within the next couple of months, possibly even sooner!

On with today’s post… When Amy Farrah Fowler was introduced to The Big Bang Theory in the final episode of season three, it seemed audiences were simply getting a female Sheldon-type character to contend with. As the seasons went on, however, actress Mayim Bialik transformed the character into one of the best and funniest parts of the series. There have been so many funny Amy quotes over the seasons, and here are 50 of them!

Amy: “Jewelry? Seriously? Sheldon, you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met! Do you really think another transparently manipulative – Oh, it’s a tiara! Put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me.” (5×12 – The Shiny Trinket Maneuver)

Amy: “Okay, what is going on?”
Penny: “We just want you to be prepared for any surprises that could happen tomorrow.”
Amy: “What surprises?”
Bernadette: “We don’t want to spoil anything, but you should know that Sheldon said he’s ready to be physical.”
Amy: “You shut your damn mouth! You actually heard him say this?”
Penny: “Yes, he said he wants to do something to show you how much you mean to him.”
Amy: “I can’t believe it. I don’t know what to say.”
Bernadette: “Well, we’re really happy for you and we know how much-“
Amy: “I do know what to say. Let’s get me waxed!” (9×11 – The Opening Night Excitation)

Amy: “Hi, Sheldon.”
Sheldon: “Hello.”
Amy: “Are you feeling any better?”
Sheldon: “Physically, yes, but I’m upset because everyone’s mad at me for no good reason.”
Amy: “Why don’t you tell me what happened, and in a gentle, loving way, I’ll explain to you why you’re wrong.” (9×13 – The Empathy Optimization)

Amy: “If you’re keeping him, I’ve got a cage you can borrow. One of the test monkeys slipped on a banana peel and broke his neck. It was both tragic and hysterical.” (5×9 – The Ornithophobia Diffusion)

Amy: “So are you feeling okay? No wedding jitters?”
Sheldon: “No. There is nothing in the world that would stop me from marrying you tomorrow, even me from the future coming back to prevent the wedding and the subsequent birth of a child who will destroy humanity.”
Amy: “Because if you came from the future, that would mean you already went through with the wedding because you believe that time travel is on a closed loop.”
Sheldon: “I love you so damn much.” (11×24 – The Bow Tie Asymmetry)

Amy: “As my mom used to say, “When you’re doing a puzzle, it’s like you’ve got a thousand friends.” She was full of fun lies like that.” (7×3 – The Scavenger Vortex)

Penny: “Okay, look, Leonard knows that you and Sheldon decided to take the high road, so he went to Kripke for you. But that just means you didn’t do anything wrong, and now you don’t risk losing to those idiots.”
Amy: “Why did you tell me? Now that I know, I’m implicated.”
Penny: “But you wanted me to.”
Amy: “I also wanted you to be my jester at the Renaissance Fair, but that didn’t happen.”
Penny: “I wanted to be a princess.”
Amy: “There was only one princess, and it was me!”
Penny: “Fine. I’m sorry I told you.”
Amy: “And I forgive you. ‘Cause that’s what a princess would do.” (12×21 – The Plagiarism Schism)

Amy: “Sheldon, you’re sick, go back to bed.”
Sheldon: (stuffy) “I am fine. Here, eat your toast. (sneezes on the toast) Sorry.”
Amy: “It’s okay, now I don’t need butter.” (10×20 – The Recollection Dissipation)

Amy: “Why didn’t you tell me?”
Penny: “I didn’t tell anybody.”
Amy: “I’m not anybody. I’m your best friend.”
Bernadette: “What’s going on?”
Amy: “She’s pregnant.”
Bernadette: “That’s fantastic! Why didn’t you tell me?”
Amy: “She didn’t tell me, either.”
Bernadette: “But I’m her best friend.”
Amy: [chuckles] “We’ll get into that later.” (12×24 – The Stockholm Syndrome)

Sheldon: “After last night, I got to thinking that I should have a better relationship with your family.”
Amy: “I think the one you have with them is perfect.”
Sheldon: “I hardly have one at all.”
Amy: “Which is perfect.” (12×8 – The Consummation Deviation)

Amy: “I tried to ask him about it, and he invoked section three, article five of the marriage contract: beeswax comma none of your.” (12×4 – The Tam Turbulence)

Amy: “I believe a misunderstanding may have occurred when I asked you to meet my mother.”
Sheldon: “No misunderstanding. I’ve learned what that request actually means, and I don’t want to be joined to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis.”
Amy: “In what way are you screwed?” (4×5 – The Desperation Emanation)

Penny: “Maybe I should just move back to Nebraska.”
Amy: “No, I can’t let you do that.”
Penny: “Why not?”
Amy: “For the first time ever, I have a thriving social life. And no pressure, but it kind of lives and dies with you.” (5×1 – The Skank Reflex Analysis)

Sheldon: “You look amazing. I mean, this resolution is remarkable.”
Amy: (On Skype) “I really had to go home for this?”
Sheldon: “Yes, but it’s like you’re right here in the room.”
Amy: “And yet, I’m not.”
Sheldon: “But I feel like I could reach out and touch you.”
Amy: “And yet, you can’t.”
Sheldon: “I know.” (9×19 – The Solder Excursion Diversion)

Amy: “I want a real apology.”
Sheldon: “I’m sorry that you weren’t able to..”
Amy: “No.”
Sheldon: “That my genius…”
Amy: “No.”
Sheldon: “That the soap was…”
Amy: “Sheldon.”
Sheldon: “Fine. Sorry.”
Amy: “You’re forgiven.” (5×16 – The Vacation Solution)

Bernadette: “You know, there’s so much money in pharmaceuticals, we don’t even wash out our old test tubes. We just throw ’em out and get new ones.”
Amy: “I just got a brand new, state-of-the-art fMRI machine.”
Bernadette: “Whoa, those things are so expensive.”
Amy: “I know! Sometimes I just lie down in there and take a nap. It’s like a million-dollar bunk bed.” (11×2 – The Retraction Reaction)

Amy: “How about making my eyes like Cleopatra?”
Penny: “Really? For a wedding?”
Amy: “Perhaps you’re right. My cheekbones and beckoning pelvis already have a certain hello sailor quality to them.” (5×3 – The Pulled Groin Extrapolation)

Penny: “Wait, wait, wait, guys, just hang on.”
Amy: “What is it, the fuzz?”
Penny: “Look at us. What are we doing?”
Amy: “I was gleefully following you to a life of crime, looking forward to the day we might be cellmates. I don’t know about Bernadette.” (5×11 – The Speckerman Recurrence)

Sheldon: “I know our apartment’s small, but I think we can make room.”
Amy: “No, Sheldon. We are not getting a life-size Spider-Man statue.” (10×18 – The Escape Hatch Identification)

Amy: “Sheldon, will you please just pick a side?”
Sheldon: “Fine. Okay, now, on this side, I am closer to the exit in case of emergency.”
Amy: “Great. That’s your side.”
Sheldon: “No, but I’m also closer to the entrance in case of attack.”
Amy: “Okay, I’ll take that side.”
Sheldon: “Ah, then again, what are the odds of someone attacking me?”
Amy: “Rising rapidly.” (10×4 – The Cohabitation Experimentation)

Sheldon: “Okay. Well, shall we check each other for ticks?”
Amy: “Sheldon, all we did was walk in from the car.”
Sheldon: “Oh. Well, suit yourself. Who wants to check me?”
Amy: “On the other hand, safety first.” (9×20 – The Big Bear Precipitation)

Amy: “Are you hungry? How about that sushi place you love?”
Bernadette: “Doctor said I can’t have sushi.”
Penny: “Okay, look, we don’t have to go anywhere. We can just, you know, stay here and hang out in the hot tub.”
Bernadette: “Doctor said I can’t go in the hot tub.”
Amy: “Maybe you should get a new doctor. What, he said you can’t laugh either?” (9×16 – The Positive Negative Reaction)

Amy: “I trained Ricky how to smoke. I can train him to shoot a poison dart. No jury would convict us ’cause people love monkeys.” (4×21 – The Agreement Dissection)

Penny: “If Harry Potter’s wand can make decisions, why can’t Thor’s hammer?”
Amy: “Okay, if you are going to start comparing wands and hammers, I can’t even take you seriously.” (6×13 – The Bakersfield Expedition)

Amy: “No, no, no, this is not the wedding I wanted. I wanted to wear my maid of honor dress and walk down the aisle with a hundred eyes on me, while a string quartet plays The Way You Look Tonight.”
Bernadette: “That wasn’t going to be our procession music.”
Amy: “Well, it was going to be mine.” (5×24 – The Countdown Reflection)

Thank you for visiting my blog and reading today’s post. Enjoy the rest of your week and I will see you next week! 😃